Why do I enjoy drinking milk now? I've always liked it with cookies or brownies or cereal, but never by itself. Now I love it. That gives me hope for seafood. Maybe there will come a day when I like seafood - when my face doesn't scrunch up in disgust at the sight, smell, or mention of it.
Why do Occupiers want to camp out? I get the protesting during the day, when you have an audience. But camping out...overnight? I don't get it.
Why are there no bowl games scheduled for tomorrow, New Year's Day? Not a one, zero, zilch, nada. I actually think I know the answer to that one. It's $$$$ESPN$$$$$.
Why are North Koreans mourning Kim Jong Il's death?
This is just one of dozens of "officially released" pictures of the public sobbing. Maybe I need to learn more about oppressed peoples.
Why are so many Thunder fans hatin' on Russell Westbrook? Bless his heart. Give him a break. To quote Kareem Abdul-Jabbar from Airplane, "I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Here's my traditional Christmas vacation jigsaw puzzle. It was a booger, believe me. Getting it put together was a group effort between Sister Karen, Niece Shannon, and me. Do you see what I see?
Why does this happen every time? Why, Oh Why?